If I could pick one word to describe our adventure in England’s capital, I would definitely choose unlucky. At least it makes for some great truthful travel tips for visiting London!
It was a city where we very meticulously planned to squeeze in as many sights as possible in less than seventy-two hours. However, all of our plans fell apart in quick succession due to circumstances beyond our control.
We had packed our days from morning to evening with tours, and I had an idea in my head about exactly how it was going to go. The rough plan involved touring the city from a double decker bus, visiting Buckingham Palace on the first day it was open to the public for the year, and navigating the underground to get to all of our stops.
None of those things happened. Not a single one.
If there is a city that had the potential to ruin our honeymoon, this was it. Luckily for us, due to quick thinking and a positive attitude we somehow made a memorable few days out of the mess. In the end, we came out of the ordeal with a few of our own tips for visiting london!
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Truthful Travel Lesson #9
Never take the black cabs
It took until Day 3 for this piece of valuable knowledge to be drilled well into our minds. This was not one of the tips for visiting London that came to us very easily. As soon as we arrived in the city we dropped off our well-trusted, upgraded car (story of the car here) in order to avoid navigating the huge city ourselves.
We hopped into a black cab to take us to our Airbnb as it was getting late in the evening. What an experience! It was going well for approximately two minutes before it became clear the driver had no idea where he needed to go. This ride went on for way too many wrong turns, and we vowed to never take the black cabs again.
The next morning we found out the underground in our area was closed temporarily, and it was a far walk to any location (about forty minutes). We spent many frustrated cab rides going nowhere fast in London traffic before we realized walking was the best route, always. First of my tips for visiting London? Unless you are in an emergency or have an inheritance you want to throw away never, ever take a black cab!
Probably London’s most famous sight: Big Ben (which in reality is called Elizabeth’s Tower)
Truthful Travel Lesson #10
Prepare to change your plans
Because we had such a short time in London we had every second packed with excitement. There was no room for error, and no room for changes. The world had other plans for us. We got a call a few days before arriving (while busy touring around Cornwall, read about that adventure here) that our tour on the first day was cancelled. Our double-decker ride and our afternoon tea went straight out the window.
After a lot of back and forth emails with the tour company, we finally got ahold of them the morning of the cancelled tour. We could not get our money back, so we settled on two tours. One would take us to St. Paul’s Cathedral & The Tower of London, and the other in the evening would trace the steps of the infamous Jack the Ripper. Another one of the important tips for visiting London? Companies cancel tours. Plans change. We had learned this already with the shutdown of the underground station, and we would continue to learn this in our next lesson.
Princess Diana & Prince Charles’ Fairytale Wedding took place at St. Paul’s Cathedral! Here is a video of the event
Such detail!
Truthful Travel Lesson #11
Health always comes first
On our last day in the city we had an early morning tour to catch The Changing of the Guards and to visit Buckingham Palace as some of the first visitors of the year! We decided to walk the whole way due to our previous experiences with the black cabs. We started to jog in fear that we would be late. I was recently diagnosed with asthma and was worried, but pressed on. Soon I could feel my airways closing up, and panicked. We were smart enough to slow down and ease me out of the asthma attack with the help of my inhaler, but getting to our tour on time was a lost cause. We were five minutes late, and they would not let us join the tour which had just departed.
I was almost in tears at this point; this would now be our second tour of London we did not get to participate in. Since we were at the location of the Changing of the Guards anyways, we crowded in with the countless other tourists to watch the ceremony. To this day I am not sure what was going on. We spent thirty minutes all looking in the same direction, and occasionally hearing music or have guards march past. Totally not what we signed up for when we booked our tour.
We could not get our money back but they offered a completely different make-up tour for the afternoon. It took a few hours for me to get over, but those few hours were a small price in comparison to the potential outcome. What tips for visiting London did we learn that day? Londoners are strict about time. Missing a tour sucks, especially one that is so unique. But no tour is cool enough to land in a hospital.
Here are the Yeoman warders of the Tower Grounds, affectionately known as “Beefeaters”
Fun fact: There are many different towers in the Tower of London
This tower is famous for a discovery of children’s bones in the 17th century, which are thought to belong to two princes who went missing after being held in this tower in the late 1400s. Read more here
England’s crown jewels, including Queen Victoria’s hilariously small crown, can be seen here
Truthful Travel Lesson #12
Always expect the worst out of London weather
After I finished my pouting over the fact that so far no tours had worked out in our favor in London, we decided to tour Westminster Abbey. The rain started as soon as we got there. I had forgotten my rain jacket at our Airbnb but figured a light mist would not bother me. By the time we exited the Abbey it was a different story. The heavens had opened up and made it clear that my pretty pink dress, exposed legs and thin cardigan were not going to cut it. We bought a Westminster Abbey umbrella and made our way across the city to our next tour.
A list of people buried at Westminster Abbey
The site of Kate Middleton & Prince William’s wedding (which I skipped school to watch) in 2011. Link to a video here!
A walking tour was up next! I was rejuvenated and excited after the awesome time we had at Westminster. That lasted about 15 minutes. As soon as we started walking, it started pouring. Our tour guide pulled us under building awnings for protection every time one was available. I do not remember much about the tour, except that no one was out in London except for us. My comfy walking shoes were ruined, and my socks soaked by the time we made it to our final destination of afternoon tea. By the end of our biscuits and warm drinks I was finally regaining some feeling in my fingers and toes.
Probably the most helpful of all tips for visiting London that you will receive is that the weather, as I found out that day, is unpredictable. It can change pretty fast. Always prepare for rain, and always prepare for cold. This adventure marked the end of our London trip, on a note much wetter and more miserable than expected.
Early in the morning at Buckingham Palace grounds (Note: It’s sunny & clear)
Mid afternoon at Trafalgar Square (Note: The heavens are about to open up and soak everything in sight)
Truthful Travel Lesson #13
Unexpected plans sometimes make for the best plans
Although we had many unfortunate experiences, we also realized that sometimes the unintentional plans end up being some of your favorite. Our Jack the Ripper tour was amazing, although a very creepy concept. We traveled as a small group through dodgy alleyways and visited the places where police found each and every victim. We ate fish and chips that were made to seem like they were wrapped in newspaper, like they used to do back in that era.
That evening we met up with my husband’s old friends, who he hadn’t seen in years. We spent the night standing outside of a pub drinking together amongst the many other Londoners. I finally felt like I blended in with locals, not sticking out like the tourist I was. A lot of crappy things came out of the many mishaps, but so did a few awesome memories.
What is the overall most important of all tips for visiting London? Travel is rarely what you expect, and almost always messy. London is a beautiful city, with so many charming streets and sights. The stars were just did not align for us there. Maybe one day we will be able to experience tours we plan for, take the underground everywhere, maybe finally make it to Buckingham Palace or at least be ready for the torrential downpours. Until then, we have our hilarious memories and we can share them as in the hopes you use these tips for visiting London!
This tour by Evan & Evans had an awesome guide!
Here is a website with all you never knew you wanted to know about Jack the Ripper
Until next time,
Samantha,
A Truthful Traveler
Shame that there were so many pitfalls on your trip, but it was awesome to hear that you were able to make the best of it. You are absolutely right that the messy stories are often the best for memories
They definitely do!! I hope my next visit there goes a bit better!
Oh gosh! I’m glad you got to enjoy the unprepared plans despite everything going wrong. About the taxis, I’ve learned to not trust them anywhere haha. However, I’ve had the best luck with Uber! Love when a city uses them. Cheaper too! And I know this feeling. We were in Hong Kong about a month ago, and EVERYTHING went wrong. I was so excited to visit and now it left a bad taste. However, hope to give it another try one day because despite everything going wrong, it was the type of city I enjoy!
I’m definitely feeling not so alone now that I know many others have experienced travel disasters like mine! I hope you get to visit Hong Kong again, I’ve heard it’s amazing!!
It’s a shame you were unlucky in London, I know that feeling, but it looks like you still saw many of the main sights. We hardly ever do tours or get taxis and I think that is mostly because we hate relying on other people to be able to do or see things which is when we might get let down. It’s hard when you only have a short time in a city to make up for it but you did great!
Thanks! We try to stay away from tours unless we are in the big cities- there is so much to see and do that sometimes it is worth the time and effort to take tours, although they are not always reliable as we found out 🙁
I nodded at every point you made in this post, being from England but not from London itself Even to us Brits London can be a nightmare – It’s practically a cardinal sin to take a black cab, never do that – The underground well there are always works going on, diversions, breakdowns and can really mess your day up, sometimes the simplest trips can turn complicated hopping on and off from one zone to another. And the weather; well it’s the same all over England we never know what we’re going to get 😛 – Some of the best times I’ve had in London are when I just go there without a plan, just kind of see where the day takes me and you end up discovering parts you never knew about – I’d just like to say, even as a Brit, I feel your pain with London haha
It’s great to know it was not just a tourist mistake!! London seemed very hard to navigate compared to other big cities we visited so I was hoping it was not just us! Next time we are back maybe we will try to visit with no plan, and see how it turns out. Most likely infinitely better than this past experience!
Sounds like your flat was pretty far out from the city. It’s amazing how efficient the metro can be. Every time I pass through London, I make a point of taking about a 12 hour walking tour to break up my travels. One time, the metro was closed coming out of Heathrow, so I had to take a train to Paddington instead of the standard metro to Kings Cross. That cost about 30 pounds and I had to hoof it almost 2 miles get to the Themes. It just goes to support your story of unlucky London. It’s such a complicated place that one, or two miscalculations or unexpected events could throw the whole trip into a tailspin.
It was not TOO far out of the city, but definitely not as close as we thought when we looked at the map. We had transit issues in other cities (the underground was ALSO closed in Rome when we were there) but definitely nothing as bad as London! Sorry for your travel disruptions, it definitely is a tricky city to navigate!!
Thanks for the fun stories of traveling mishaps. We have had our fair share too. I remember planning a romantic Valentine’s Day weekend with my wife to go diamond mining. The bed and breakfast was wonderful, but the temperatures were freezing, and we only stayed at the Diamond mine for 30 minutes. Another family trip to a park was interrupted by blizzard conditions. We spent most of that day in a car. And the times the wind or rain have spoiled our trips are uncountable. Yet, I agree with you that the unexpected things are often the most memorable and enjoyable.
It is totally awful when you cannot experience what you had planned! I’ve learned quite well that the weather does not care about your plans, so you just gotta roll with it!
These are some great tips, as I have never been to London before. I always expect mishaps on trips. I’m sorry your trip was so unlucky! I wish you the best of luck on your next trip!
Thanks! The rest of my honeymoon was quite better than London, but still filled with mishaps and changes. I’ve learned that’s just kinda how travel goes!
I think many people who haven’t travelled much see it as unending insta-glamour. It’s good to have some honest reflections on the kinds of things that can (and do!) go wrong.
Right?! That’s definitely what I thought before I started traveling, and quickly found out that is not reality! Thanks!
Ugh sounds like it was unlucky! Sorry bout that!
SUPER unlucky, but I am excited to go have a redo at some point 🙂 Thanks!
I haven’t been to London yet!!! But I’ll totally check again this article when I will!! A friend of mine lives there and she hates the changes of the weather!
I hope it is useful to you when you end up going! The weather sure is unpredictable so when you’re going, even if it calls for sun the WHOLE time, make sure you pack that umbrella!!!
I really appreciate the very dramatic “The heavens are about to open up and soak everything in sight”. Very you. Love the post!
I mean it was very true! But adding in some drama does make it more interesting!